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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Feb 28, 2009 14:24:52 GMT -5
...I would change the official song from 'Hail to the Chief' to 'The Imperial March'.
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Feb 28, 2009 14:25:17 GMT -5
...Every Friday would be Beer Friday for Congress. Photos of Congressmen in compromising positions would then be taken and held for later use.
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Feb 28, 2009 14:25:35 GMT -5
...I would select reporters to call on by randomly throwing rubber chickens into the crowd and seeing who they hit first.
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Feb 28, 2009 14:25:52 GMT -5
...I would celebrate July 4 by shooting fireworks at public monuments.
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Mar 8, 2009 10:25:06 GMT -5
...I would order the invasion of South Dakota, for being called "South Dakota". Those South Dakotans think they're so special...
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Apr 1, 2009 4:57:16 GMT -5
...I would hold 'Open Mike' press conferences, where anyone involved in the Executive Branch would have a chance to talk about whatever they felt like. This would be used to punish reporters for being naughty.
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felinoel
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Now hold still, this will only hurt until your brains come flying out!
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Post by felinoel on Jun 10, 2009 6:20:16 GMT -5
...I would order the invasion of South Dakota, for being called "South Dakota". Those South Dakotans think they're so special... What about West Virginia? At least there is a North Dakota to go along with the South Dakota, there is just a West Virginia and real Virginia. West Virginia is more north of Virginia then it is west of it anyways, it should be North Virginia |
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