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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Dec 28, 2008 5:36:29 GMT -5
"Who else likes wood?"
Asok, Dilbert
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jan 6, 2009 11:53:02 GMT -5
"I respectfully decline the invitation to join in your hallucination."
Dilbert, Dilbert
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jan 25, 2009 11:55:53 GMT -5
'Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.'
'When you have their full attention in your grasp, their hearts and minds will follow.'
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jan 28, 2009 18:25:56 GMT -5
Luck is my middle name. Mind you, my first name is Bad. --Rincewind, "Interesting Times"
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jan 30, 2009 18:01:23 GMT -5
Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'. --Rincewind, The Color of Magic
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Feb 8, 2009 7:40:05 GMT -5
The only things known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Weedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.
--"Mort"
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Mar 28, 2009 9:24:45 GMT -5
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no-one can talk to a horse, of course...
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jun 1, 2009 6:10:37 GMT -5
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd. - Edith Sitwell
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Post by Ohno-chan on Jun 1, 2009 9:16:58 GMT -5
"What is on your chest? It looks like you fell on ALF!"
-Zoe, Fanboys
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felinoel
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Now hold still, this will only hurt until your brains come flying out!
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Post by felinoel on Jun 3, 2009 5:32:15 GMT -5
We're Americans, we don't plan, we do! --General George Armstrong Custer, Night at the Museum 2
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jun 3, 2009 6:17:40 GMT -5
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jun 5, 2009 7:38:13 GMT -5
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. - Robert Byrne
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jun 8, 2009 6:16:28 GMT -5
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jun 8, 2009 6:16:46 GMT -5
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jun 9, 2009 16:15:04 GMT -5
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - W. C. Fields
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