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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Sept 24, 2009 8:03:17 GMT -5
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Sept 24, 2009 8:03:42 GMT -5
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Sept 26, 2009 9:36:23 GMT -5
There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Sept 28, 2009 8:13:44 GMT -5
Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some. - Alfred Hitchcock
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Oct 1, 2009 9:52:52 GMT -5
When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. - Anatole France
(Note: in case you didn't get it, I was going for irony.)
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Oct 1, 2009 9:53:18 GMT -5
Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Oct 3, 2009 10:23:44 GMT -5
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Oct 6, 2009 9:04:28 GMT -5
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Oct 8, 2009 11:06:30 GMT -5
In the Second Scroll of Wen the Eternally Surprised a story is written concerning one day when the apprentice Clodpool, in a rebellious mood, approached Wen and spake thusly:
'Master, what is the difference between a humanistic, monastic system of belief in which wisdom is sought by means of an apparently nonsensical system of questions and answers, and a lot of mystic gibberish made up on the spur of the moment?'
Wen considered this for some time, and at last said: 'A fish!'
And Clodpool went away, satisfied.
--Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Oct 12, 2009 17:35:21 GMT -5
You're just freaking out because you killed a guy today. Life goes on.
For you.
--Chowder, Monster House
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Oct 14, 2009 11:34:16 GMT -5
I have read your book and much like it. - Moses Hadas
(I love this guy's quotes. You have to think about them for a second.)
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Oct 17, 2009 8:03:40 GMT -5
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. - Edward Abbey
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Nov 2, 2009 11:11:40 GMT -5
What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance. - Havelock Ellis
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Nov 4, 2009 8:43:49 GMT -5
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. - Kin Hubbard
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Nov 4, 2009 8:44:32 GMT -5
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
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