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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Nov 11, 2009 17:15:58 GMT -5
Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers. - Jimmy Breslin
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Nov 27, 2009 14:49:08 GMT -5
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. - Richard Diran
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Dec 1, 2009 11:43:06 GMT -5
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Dec 1, 2009 11:43:23 GMT -5
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Dec 1, 2009 11:43:39 GMT -5
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done. - Peter Ustinov
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Dec 9, 2009 16:55:23 GMT -5
There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Terry Pratchett, The Truth
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jan 3, 2010 11:00:05 GMT -5
If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport. - George Winters
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jan 11, 2010 14:58:07 GMT -5
I find nothing more depressing than optimism. - Paul Fussell
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felinoel
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Now hold still, this will only hurt until your brains come flying out!
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Post by felinoel on Feb 6, 2010 5:52:00 GMT -5
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.
Life would be much easier if I had the source code.
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Feb 6, 2010 9:52:10 GMT -5
Two priests walk into a bar. The rabbi ducks.
-Unknown
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Feb 19, 2010 7:30:27 GMT -5
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage. - Evan Esar
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Apr 1, 2010 6:40:36 GMT -5
God does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players (i.e. everybody), to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
-- Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Apr 14, 2010 19:23:01 GMT -5
Well, if we're all going to die, we may as well be thinking about something stupid... -Mr. Nobody, The Kingdom of No (Doom Patrol #29, Jan 1990)
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on May 1, 2010 7:35:57 GMT -5
The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary. - Dave Kellett
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jun 1, 2010 8:38:31 GMT -5
"This is America, where a lying cheating degenerate can prosper!" - Red Dead Redemption
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