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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jun 10, 2009 6:20:39 GMT -5
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
- Alfred Hitchcock
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jun 12, 2009 9:24:47 GMT -5
A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.
- William Ralph Inge
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jun 13, 2009 7:35:09 GMT -5
Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
-Fortune cookie, Rocko's Modern Life
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felinoel
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Now hold still, this will only hurt until your brains come flying out!
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Post by felinoel on Jun 13, 2009 9:26:49 GMT -5
Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity. -Fortune cookie, Rocko's Modern LifexD I remember that one |
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jun 14, 2009 17:57:38 GMT -5
It is my sincere belief that the Welsh language is a drunken prank gone horribly wrong.
--Daniel B. Morris
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jun 18, 2009 9:40:31 GMT -5
Some people like to ask, why?
Other people like to ask, why not?
I prefer to ask more pertinent questions, like who are you, and what are you doing in my house?
--Daniel B. Morris
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jun 27, 2009 13:52:30 GMT -5
"So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God.
So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath.
So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul."
So I hit him. What would you do?"
--Spider Jerusalem, Transmetropolitan
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jul 3, 2009 10:30:08 GMT -5
"I'm Spider Jerusalem. My name was apparently supposed to be Django Heraclitus Jerusalem. But I came out a skinny baby and my mother had very bad eyesight and three different neurological difficulties at the time. So Spider it was."
--Spider Jerusalem, Transmetropolitan
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frong
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Donut-ham hamburger!
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Post by frong on Jul 3, 2009 11:39:33 GMT -5
"He who laughs last probably doesn't get the joke." ~ Me That's the only halfway decent quote I can claim for myself. Weeee.  |
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Jul 20, 2009 9:41:27 GMT -5
You soaked his underwear in meat. That is so wrong. Funny, but wrong.
--Tom Baker (Steve Martin), Cheaper by the Dozen (new version)
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Aug 2, 2009 11:31:53 GMT -5
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.
- Moses Hadas
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Sept 3, 2009 8:01:48 GMT -5
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
- Evan Esar
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felinoel
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Now hold still, this will only hurt until your brains come flying out!
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Post by felinoel on Sept 15, 2009 22:57:48 GMT -5
Luck is my middle name. Though my first name is Bad.
-KoL chat
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Sept 16, 2009 9:26:40 GMT -5
"I pose to you a conundrum, a riddle if you will: What is the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I don't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore!"
--'Sean Connery', SNL Celebrity Jeopardy
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Post by Dark Lord Backslap the Amiable on Sept 16, 2009 17:47:58 GMT -5
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
- Douglas Adams
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